So I’m taking a night off work this THURSDAY so I can get up in front of a group of people who don’t want to see my tits (I mean let’s be honest, they probably do) and instead they want to HEAR ME SPEAK.
I may or may not be shitting my pants right now, as the very thought of being appreciated for my brain and not my box seems just so… REAL.
So come and get real with me if you live in New York and want me to tell you a bedtime story.
The event is being held by The Red Umbrella Diaries at Happy Endings Lounge at 302 Broome St. It’s FREE! Be there at 7pm.